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[短篇] 笑话三则

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笑话三则

1、前些天嗓子病了,不能发声,领导却让我参加合唱比赛,给我说充个数就行。

我感觉这样不好,就积极治疗,赶在比赛前治好了。

结果比赛失利,领导一声叹息的道:“你怎么偏偏赶在这时候嗓子好了呢?”

2、半夜,路过按摩店,里面老板娘就朝我喊:老板,进来坐坐。

我对她说:“要钱么”。

然后她怒了说:“你见过世上免费的按摩店么?”

然后我破口大骂她:“你TM见过这么晚才下班的老板么?”

3、上厕所忘带纸了,发微信跟同事求救,这货没一会就进来了,让我发十块钱红包给她,不然就不给我纸!

没办法只好给了她十块钱红包,真是太黑了,不就是上次她上厕所忘带纸我坑她五块钱吗!报复心真强!
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