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[短篇] 笑话四则

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笑话四则

1、昨晚睡了一个日本女孩,叫亚麻席子。

2、因为古人认为婚前性生活是不道德的,所以他们十三四岁的时候就结了婚。

3、女朋友总抱怨自己大腿粗,为了能让他显的腿细点儿,我把它肚子搞大了。。

4、前几天用某s开头的社交app,有个很久以前加但从未聊过的老外妹子招呼我。她问我为什么在她的联系人里,我说我对她一无所知,我也不知道是什么时候加的。她就发了一张漏*照过来。我表示震惊,为了掩饰这种慌乱,我故作镇定地说:好吧,我总算了解你一点了。啊对不起,两点。
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