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[短篇] 笑话三则

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笑话三则

1、公司一直都是一家饭堂。所以饭菜经常差强人意。公司为了改善我们伙食,最近又引进了一家饭堂,好让两家饭堂进行竞争来提高饭菜质量。于是就有了现在这样的一幕。每次吃饭走到饭堂门口时就会有大妈挥舞着勺子大声的喊着!帅哥,来这边呀…帅哥,快来呀!。。。妹的!吃个饭让我吃出了逛窑子的感觉!!
2、有次奶奶坐公交,小偷掏了奶奶的钱,被奶奶发现了,又不敢直接去要,于是,奶奶说出了让我佩服至今的一句话:“小伙子,你看看我的钱,掉没掉你兜里?” 
3、你要是真心买的话,还能给你便宜点。哦,真心竟然这么不值钱。  

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