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[短篇] 笑话三则

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笑话三则

1、老妈一直嫌我懒,我每次都和她争论,最后她说一句,别人不知道我还不知道?我怀你的时候,你从来也不踢我,我还以为你死了!!好吧,你是我亲妈。

2、去办事大厅,办完事,下楼梯的时候,手肘不小心打到了身后人的 胸,我赶紧回头道歉——对不起哥们!不好意思啊!结果就被 骂 了——你 瞎 呀!谁是你哥们!老娘是女的!

3、昨天开家长会,我打量着熟悉的教室,听着熟悉的声音,沉沉的睡去。家长会结束时,我醒了,跟老师告别时很尴尬,不知道说什么好,老师打破了沉默:“你一点也没变!”

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